Every Morning I get up, mainly because I can awake to eat better

a Lot of fun with the Tweets of the week!

K1 with 2 years: My wife and I are the left and right of the slide, each holding a Hand. the
grandmother of the child fields below.
K3 with 2: climbs down the rope ladder, jumps, flips, slams on the slide and lands face-first in the gravel.
raise your head.

— der_handwerk (@der_handwerk) October 17, 2018

crash and a voice from the childhood days:
“Go broke, You!! BAM. You have someone in Your battle size to choose!!” the

I hurry up to see:
K3 vs. Shoe box!

— Hummel family (@Hummel family) October 18, 2018

“Mama, sing what is on the Radio?”
“We don’t need no education.”
“And what does that mean?”
“We find the school great.” the

What is it?

— Lilli Marlene (@Marlene Hellene) October 16, 2018

“I’m not going to be in a home! Four Friends moved there. What I want to say all dead!” the
Elderly woman, Born in 1915 (!)

— emergency room nurse (@TheSchwester) October 17, 2018

every Morning I get up, mainly because I can awake to eat better.

— Cinnabrise (@Cinnabrise) October 19, 2018

Flirting in the North

“And how is that?”
“Jo.”

*rumgeknutsche

— Jean-Jacques Cliché? (@Killimanscharo) October 17, 2018

K1: I wish for a new night table. In red.

K2 is quite euphoric: With us in the Kiga there was today also a dessert, rote Grütze! the

The two nod approvingly.

I laugh myself limp. To talk past one another.

— Sara cake (@SaraZuNi17) October 16, 2018

Me: “How old was he?” the

K1: “Oh, as old as the hills. So as you are.“ the

He was so sweet, he couldn’t even talk.

— Kleckerwingeln (@Kleckerwingeln) October 17, 2018

*K1 runs hexend through the apartment*

I:”Hooookuspooookus….” the

K1:”no, dad! You Hexverbot!” the

“too Bad, I wanted us to be witches, just some ice…”

does that NEVER!

*on the way to the supermarket*

— Marc seillaise (@Das_BinIchHier) October 18, 2018

The man sent to tell of his school holiday job at Breakfast:

“As for me, as a straight 18 year old Fred, to Monheim with the truck.” the

K1: were you earlier Fred, dad? the

The child asks the right questions.

— Dörte2001 (@Doerte2001) October 19, 2018

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